Those late night Body By Jake Tower 200 commercials scare the shit out of me. They make me feel like I’m about to be roid raped through the tv screen at any moment.
Gay, straight or whatever. If you’re a dude wearing a diamond stud in each ear I sincerely hope both sides of your face get shorn off in a freak rollerblade-sliding-glass door accident. And that I’m there to see it.
Seriously, you fucking suck.
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I left the house dressed pretty well tonight and was feeling pretty good about myself.
Then I ran into a black friend of mine who dresses really, really well. He pointed out three things wrong with my outfit and told me ways I could improve them.
Now I feel like shit and I hate black people.
But not as much as I hate myself.
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I am at an empty show in the $7 tranny handjob part of town and I’m even wearing tie. Fuck this. Waste of time. I’m going home.
Here’s the first episode of Gamedians.com Live that Andrew DeWitt and I broadcast yesterday on Ustream.
We talked mostly about Fallout 3 and also what idiots we are.
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/5481030
Again, CNN.com, this is not a front page news story.
It just isn’t.
Don’t believe me? Forward this article to someone in the Congo who was just beaten to death with their own freshly severed AIDS-ridden limb. Then ask them if they feel sorry for this lady because she’s too cheap to spring for DSL or cable service at home.
She uses shitty default “murder scene in the woods” desktop wallpaper, too.
Fuck her. And fuck CNN.com
